I am...

Every day I tell my self i can only control me I can only do what I am suppose to. I can only do what i am in charge of and do the best job at that i can. Dont question me on what i am doing. Is everything running smoothly then mind your own business.

Sick elf

If you come to elf hell sick I will Lysol you and baptize you in germex 

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Elf on her knees saying HO HO HO

Santa says can i spank bad girls....

Santa gets little santa to stand up after 18 yr old gets off his lap...

ELF Names...

Scremo- The elf on her knees by the printer who randomly puts her hands behind on the floor then screems when you step on them.

Urkle- Does stupid stuff then understand why its stupid

Poor timing- Cant tell time to save his life lies to save his butt..

The Princess - no one is better then I elf.

Undercover- Elf who lives fl never wheres the sanctioned elf ware and hides in public

The Steve Urkle Elf

Did i do that. . .

They put all the crayons, markers and colored pencils on the table walk away and then wonder where the box went.

Please open both sides of santa's workshop so kids can see straight through the workshop and screw up the illusion

Im gonna plug the vacuum in and pull more power from an already strained outlet. Killing power to the printers camera and computers. .

Holy Shit what where they thinking

Mr. Hankey from South Park?

As I worked the front desk.

Customer ) is this free?

Me) yes it is 

Customer : walks away

Parents Just do it... Think...

ItHere Santa this is my son, and pluck the bottle from him as he's feeding then starts crying so I'll give him back his bottle then ask why the photo elves could not get a good photo?

Yes Customer Service is amazing. How ever when your little angel continues to demolish the scene set up for the Santa photo and you do nothing to stop it. Then wonder why your child gets coal for Christmas look in a mirror.

You child does not need to dressed as red neck as possible. 

Please santa leaves the building in gym short and t shirt and you yell "HEY LOOK ITS SANTA!" what the hell the matters with you.

If you are any of these parents i suggest Krumpus visits you!  The legend of Krumpus. Is that he accompanied Saint Nick and punished the bad children.

Excuse me :

Do you have the photo of my kid crying Id prefer it to the one they are not crying in

Santa issues

Santa says "GET THE KID OFF ME!"

Santa says "What the F*** is going on?"

Santa says "Why not lie to the kids?"

Santa is oblivious to technology..... Why cant you just take the photo and look at it...

Santa and his right hand elf 

ELF BREAKS

So elves think they need cookie breaks. But they only get ten min. By cookie i mean smoke (cigarettes) break,  and by ten min they take 45 min. This elf also bums smokes from SANTA>>>>> what the heck is up with that.

Lunch is either 30 min or an Hour. You are not allowed to extend it to 90 min or 2 hrs.

No you may not have a 10 min every 30 min.

Yes I will say Bad Elf go clean up Reindeer poop!

Annoying THINGS ELVES do

Anyone know what ELF Knucks are????

Ill tell you the Elves Santa brings have bells they ring behind the camera to get kids to look. So they violently shake them  and where them on the back side of the hand similar to brass knuckles. I know elves with knucks. Who knew..... Anyone want to get in a street fight with an elf?

When you bend over to get Santa's drink and the other elves take a photo

Welcome

Welcome to ELF HELL....

Where we will speak on many elfish topics. . . like

BAD SANTA
BAD Parenting
ELVES that dont behave
DID I DO THAT elves
AN elf only Santa could love ...

and much much more.

We may highlight some things with photos videos or parodies of songs...

So if anyone wants to know what elves wish for