Parents Just do it... Think...

ItHere Santa this is my son, and pluck the bottle from him as he's feeding then starts crying so I'll give him back his bottle then ask why the photo elves could not get a good photo?

Yes Customer Service is amazing. How ever when your little angel continues to demolish the scene set up for the Santa photo and you do nothing to stop it. Then wonder why your child gets coal for Christmas look in a mirror.

You child does not need to dressed as red neck as possible. 

Please santa leaves the building in gym short and t shirt and you yell "HEY LOOK ITS SANTA!" what the hell the matters with you.

If you are any of these parents i suggest Krumpus visits you!  The legend of Krumpus. Is that he accompanied Saint Nick and punished the bad children.

Excuse me :

Do you have the photo of my kid crying Id prefer it to the one they are not crying in

Santa issues

Santa says "GET THE KID OFF ME!"

Santa says "What the F*** is going on?"

Santa says "Why not lie to the kids?"

Santa is oblivious to technology..... Why cant you just take the photo and look at it...

Santa and his right hand elf 

ELF BREAKS

So elves think they need cookie breaks. But they only get ten min. By cookie i mean smoke (cigarettes) break,  and by ten min they take 45 min. This elf also bums smokes from SANTA>>>>> what the heck is up with that.

Lunch is either 30 min or an Hour. You are not allowed to extend it to 90 min or 2 hrs.

No you may not have a 10 min every 30 min.

Yes I will say Bad Elf go clean up Reindeer poop!

Annoying THINGS ELVES do

Anyone know what ELF Knucks are????

Ill tell you the Elves Santa brings have bells they ring behind the camera to get kids to look. So they violently shake them  and where them on the back side of the hand similar to brass knuckles. I know elves with knucks. Who knew..... Anyone want to get in a street fight with an elf?

When you bend over to get Santa's drink and the other elves take a photo

Welcome

Welcome to ELF HELL....

Where we will speak on many elfish topics. . . like

BAD SANTA
BAD Parenting
ELVES that dont behave
DID I DO THAT elves
AN elf only Santa could love ...

and much much more.

We may highlight some things with photos videos or parodies of songs...

So if anyone wants to know what elves wish for