I am...

Every day I tell my self i can only control me I can only do what I am suppose to. I can only do what i am in charge of and do the best job at that i can. Dont question me on what i am doing. Is everything running smoothly then mind your own business.

Sick elf

If you come to elf hell sick I will Lysol you and baptize you in germex 

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Elf on her knees saying HO HO HO

Santa says can i spank bad girls....

Santa gets little santa to stand up after 18 yr old gets off his lap...

ELF Names...

Scremo- The elf on her knees by the printer who randomly puts her hands behind on the floor then screems when you step on them.

Urkle- Does stupid stuff then understand why its stupid

Poor timing- Cant tell time to save his life lies to save his butt..

The Princess - no one is better then I elf.

Undercover- Elf who lives fl never wheres the sanctioned elf ware and hides in public

The Steve Urkle Elf

Did i do that. . .

They put all the crayons, markers and colored pencils on the table walk away and then wonder where the box went.

Please open both sides of santa's workshop so kids can see straight through the workshop and screw up the illusion

Im gonna plug the vacuum in and pull more power from an already strained outlet. Killing power to the printers camera and computers. .

Holy Shit what where they thinking

Mr. Hankey from South Park?

As I worked the front desk.

Customer ) is this free?

Me) yes it is 

Customer : walks away